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Jimmy rides off into a grim sunset
Posted: Wednesday January 19, 2000 12:32 PM
This Week's Awards | The Top 10 Teams
| The 10 Things I Think I Think
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INDIANAPOLIS -- It's Monday morning. Has Kurt Warner thrown an
incomplete pass
yet?
Aaah, I'm just putting off the inevitable. Jimmy Johnson left
professional football Sunday afternoon, driving to his place in the Keys with
| The Final Years |
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Comparing Don Shula's last four seasons in Miami with Jimmy Johnson's last four:
|
| Coach |
Years |
Record |
Playoffs |
| Shula |
'92-95 |
39-25 |
2-3 |
| Johnson |
'96-99 |
36-28 |
2-3 |
| |
his wife, Rhonda, and little dog, Buttercup. He was happy to go, I'm sure;
because I'm sure he wants to leave his life of the last four years in the
rear-view mirror. Compare, if you will, Don Shula's last four seasons
in Miami with Johnson's
four. Shula was three victories better than Johnson and made it to the AFC
Championship Game once, which Johnson never
did.
It seems heretical to think that the team Johnson leaves to owner Wayne
Huizenga today is no better than the squad Shula left behind four years
ago. Heretical, but just about true. The Dolphins do have better young players
imported by Johnson today -- Sam Madison, Patrick Surtain, J.J. Johnson,
Jason Taylor -- than in 1996. But they don't have a quarterback. And their
final two seasons under Johnson ended with 35- and 55-point playoff losses that
totally embarrassed a proud
franchise.
And now they don't have a successful head coach: Dave Wannstedt had an
unsuccessful tenure with the Bears in his only previous coaching experience. And
when Johnson is floating somewhere between Islamorada and Cuba by midweek,
fishing for little green bottles (his joke; he loves a cooler full of Heineken
on his boat "Three Rings''), I know he'll think this: I should have
made the hard decision on Dan Marino sooner . So now the Dolphins
move on, presumably without Marino. (Though Marino glumly said after Saturday's
game, "I still feel I can win games in this league,'' and apparently still
wants to play.) Where do they stand post-Jimmy and post-Marino? Right now, I'd
say Indianapolis is the clear-cut best team in the AFC East. No one would argue
that. The Jets are getting healthier, and they already have Miami's number, even
while playing hurt, having won four straight games against the Dolphins. Hard to
tell where Miami stands after that, but let's assume the team picks up a
quarterback in the offseason. The best available is Jeff Blake, but
he'll cost $5.5-million-plus a year. I'll give them Jim Miller, in the
$4 million range, to battle it out with Damon Huard. To me, Miami, New
England and Buffalo are left to battle it out for the division's third-best team
after that -- unless, of course, the Jets' off-field troubles this winter
consign New York to a lower place in the
standings.
Johnson will say that he's proud of the work he's done, that the Dolphins are
one of three teams to make the playoffs each of the last three years. All that
means to me is that the Dolphins have been one of the best 12 teams in football
three years running but never one of the top five or six. After a season that
started with Super Bowl hopes and ended in shame in Jacksonville, the Dolphins
are a low-rung wild card team with no quarterback and a hole at coach. As far as
legacies go, the one Johnson leaves in Miami is pretty
empty.
This Week's Awards
OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: Jacksonville RB Fred Taylor,
whose 135 yards in the 62-7 rout of the Dolphins -- including a 90-yard
touchdown run -- proves that, when he's healthy, there isn't a better all-around
back, outside of Marshall Faulk, in the game today. Maybe the Dolphins
were a half-step slow all day Saturday, but I find it pretty awesome that Taylor
could run the final 65 yards faster than any Dolphin on the field, including
some pretty quick defensive
backs.
DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: St. Louis CB Dexter McCleon,
whose interception and lightning-quick consistent breaks on the ball helped the
Rams negate the aerial fury that is the Minnesota Vikings. Funny, I remember
McCleon boasting to me about shutting down Jerry Rice in one of Rice's
last games at 3Com, and then Rice dismissing McCleon's boasts as the rants of a
youngster. But the McCleon I saw yesterday will be a player who will be in Pro
Bowls before he calls it
quits.
COACH OF THE WEEK: I'd love to give this to Tennessee defensive
coordinator Gregg Williams, because his Titans prepared and played so
well in their 19-16 upset of the Colts. But this week, fired Buffalo special
teams coach Bruce DeHaven gets my vote. One of the best assistant
coaches in the game gets bounced for an awful mistake by his team (The Music
City Miracle), and I think: Somehow I have to show this man there are people
in the world who think he's a heck of a coach who had a nightmare minute.
Paying tribute to him in this space is my
way.
GOAT OF THE WEEK: Washington long-snapper Dan Turk. It was a
gimme. I'm not saying Brett Conway would have made a 51-yarder in the
muck of Tampa Bay to win the game, but at least give the man a chance. That snap
will dog Turk to his
grave.
The Top 10
1. St. Louis (14-3).
Wow.
2. Jacksonville (15-2). Double
wow.
3. Tennessee (15-3). Love that defense. Just love it. And how strong is
Jevon Kearse? I thought he was just fast. But he's got a really pop to
him.
4. Indianapolis (13-4). Peyton Manning can be pretty mortal when you
slug him in the
mouth.
5. Tampa Bay (12-5). Watching the Bucs play defense is as fun as
watching most teams play
offense.
6. Minnesota (11-7). What can they say? It's the Rams'
year.
7. Washington (11-7). Memo to Daniel Snyder: If you give Jerry
Jones one inch of room, he'll take Norv Turner . Just warning you. I
know
things.
8. New York Jets (8-8). Keep hearing Bill Parcells really
doesn't want to coach. Woody Johnson, meet Al Groh.
9. Buffalo (11-6). Hey Bills: Why don't you fire three
special-teams slackers, not your special-teams coach?
10. Oakland (8-8). Speaking of bad firings, give me a break on
Willie Shaw. Good man. Very good
coach.
The 10 Things I Think I Think This Week
1. I think there was no fun left in the game for Jimmy Johnson. The little
things got to him -- the press, the criticism, the hours -- and he found he
liked doing other things more. He love pillaging the stock market. Just loved
it. Johnson has a deal on the table from ABC to do Monday nights or from CBS,
but I'm not sure he'll do either one. The way he bolted out of the Dolphins
training facility Sunday in Davie, Fla. -- not even pausing to talk to long-time
Dolphins aides -- shows that he wants to get very far away from the NFL right
now. As a good source of mine on Johnson said last week: "Jimmy will be so
far away from the Dolphins offices 48 hours after his final game that Wayne
Huizenga will have to send a helicopter to get him. He can't wait to get
out.''
2. I think with all due respect to my 49 peers who, with me, vote for the AP
All-Pro Team, I must make two
points:
THE SEAU POINT: Junior Seau had his classic great year with
the San Diego Chargers. Just because the idiots who vote for the Pro Bowl (and I
include you, AFC players) didn't vote Seau as one of the conference's five best
linebackers, it doesn't mean you should catch the same disease. "To not
have Seau in the Pro Bowl is like not having Ken Griffey in the
All-Star Game,'' one NFL coach told me last week. Seau is the best defensive
player of the '90s. He impacts every play, on all sides of the field, and he
brings a Butkus-like intensity to every practice. And of the 50 ballots for
All-Pro, Seau was named on less than a third (14, exactly) of them. A
shame.
THE ALSTOTT POINT: Repeat after me: Mike Alstott does
not play fullback ... Mike Alstott does not play fullback. Yet he got 28
votes in the All-Pro balloting. Alstott played running back all season for the
Bucs. I do not understand why a running back who looks like a fullback but
doesn't play fullback gets voted the best fullback in the
NFL.
3. I think the St. Louis offense is to NFL history what the 1985 Bear defense
was.
4. I think my weekend in central Indiana started to get very good on Friday
night, when I saw the Lakers-Pacers game at Conseco Fieldhouse downtown. What a
place -- it's one of the nicest and most fan-friendly sports venues I've ever
been in. Good game, too, with Indy beating LA. Shaq stunk. Kobe
was exciting. The game made me forget the events leading to it: the severe
claustrophobia I got flying a 19-seat Chatauqua Airlines (yes, Virginia, there
is a Chatauqua Airlines) crate from Nashville to Indianapolis Thursday night,
followed by my experience at the frozen press Port-O-Let outside the Colts
training facility Friday, because the indoor toilets were off-limits to the
press. It's a pretty luxurious life you're missing out
there.
5. I think ESPN's millisecond-by-millisecond dissection of the Music City
Miracle play from the Buffalo-Tennessee game last weekend, by my buddy Ed
Werder , was one of the great TV features of recent times. His best point:
Not only was Frank Wycheck not supposed to be the thrower on the play,
but Wycheck didn't have time to grip the ball on the laces. He actually threw a
spiral with his fingers gripping only the cold leather on a "K" ball,
the not-broken-in ball that kickers and punters have spent the season
cursing.
6. I think this about Any Given Sunday
:
MOST ACCURATE SCENE: Jamie Foxx, the quarterback, makes a
music video after two good games. The media monster surrounding pro football
makes stars prematurely every year (Kordell Stewart, Jake Plummer), and
I'm glad to see Oliver Stone got this
right.
LEAST ACCURATE SCENE: Players wearing watches, reading the newspaper
while sitting on the bench. Come
on.
SCENE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN 2000: Lawrence Taylor
talking Al Pacino into letting him in one more game, even though the
team medic orders him not to play because one more hit to the wrong spinal place
could paralyze him. I am telling you right now that even the most cynical,
uncaring, win-at-all-costs coach in the league, once he hears the P-word, takes
the player out of the lineup. I just don't believe a coach would let a player
play under those circumstances, particularly because the coach would get sued
for everything he owned if a soul ever found
out.
BEST REVIEW QUOTE: From Associated Press NFL writer Dave
Goldberg, after seeing the movie: "A cartoon. But
interesting.''
7. I think Troy Aikman has a tough job on his hands. He has to not only
convince the public he wasn't the driving force behind the firings of Barry
Switzer and Chan Gailey, but also he has to convince them he's not
hiring the new coach either. Aikman has been 17th, eighth and 14th in the last
three years in the NFL quarterback rating
standings.
8. I think I have a new favorite radio station. I heard it in Nashville last
week. It is something called Lightning 100, and it has the best progressive mix
of music I've heard all season. One block had Counting Crows, Simple Minds,
Fiona Apple, Tori Amos and U2. Darn. No Puffy. No
Britney Spears.
9. I think my respected peers on the Pro Football Hall of Fame selection
committee made a mistake by not including Phil Simms on their final 15
candidates for
selection.
10. I think I have no idea who Jerry Jones, owner, is going to hire,
unless it is Jerry Jones,
coach.
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